so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We talked him into tasing himself.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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