i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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