Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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