Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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