dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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