ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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