While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The feeling are messing with the penis
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Randomize
