Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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