Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
They took my balls.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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