Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
