party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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