One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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