sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Randomize
