I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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