One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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