The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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