South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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