Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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