no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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