so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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