69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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