No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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