love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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