Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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