I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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