Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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