May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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