imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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