He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just google imaged poop.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize