You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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