called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it because I queefed?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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