We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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