if only i could text you this smell
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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