No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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