She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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