its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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