Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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