I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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