do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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