I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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