i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he told me I talked like a deaf person
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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