what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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