what if I'm pregnant?
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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