Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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