I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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