i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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