NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
bring money and cleavage
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
