Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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