wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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