I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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