i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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