I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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