forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
