Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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