we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So vagazzling was a success
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
