If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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