Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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