she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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