one might say we're banned from that church
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
